K & Y

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When you slather K & Y all over the floor like it's the last meal you'll ever eat, just so your friends can slide around like they're in a meat grinder.
I used K & Y on the dance floor and now my cousin's sliding like a greased pig.
My mom used K & Y on the kitchen floor so my brother could slide like he was in a wrestling match.
I used K & Y on the stairs and now my dog slides down like he's in a commercial.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A sticky, wet lube that's like having a soggy pizza in your butt while you're trying to have sex. It dries up like a dead fish, but you can make it work again with your spit or a glass of water.
That K-Y stuff turned my butt into a desert. I had to spit on it like it was my ex.
I used water on my K-Y and it came back to life like it was a zombie.
I used my girlfriend's spit on the K-Y and it was like a love potion.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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It's a slippery goo from Johnson & Johnson that doesn't kill sperm, so you're just making it harder for your brain to think straight.
That K-Y stuff is like brain bleach for my thoughts.
I used K-Y and my brain felt like it was on fire.
That K-Y goo made my brain go blank like it was a movie.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn't scream like a baby while you're drilling it like it's a well.
I used K-Y on the donkey and it didn't even flinch like it was a robot.
That K-Y stuff made the donkey look like it was enjoying it.
I used K-Y and the donkey went from screaming to snoring.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A doctor who acts like they're doing a crime just by looking at your private parts, even if you're there for a cold or a cough.
That doctor looked at my privates like it was a crime scene.
I went in for a sore throat and got a private exam like it was a punishment.
The doctor looked at my privates like I was a criminal.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A phrase from the Golden Girls that means you're about to get it on with someone who smells like a barn and wears boots like they're a religion.
I heard yippie ki-yay and knew I was in for a country boy.
That yippie ki-yay came out of nowhere like a bull in a china shop.
I heard yippie ki-yay and knew I was about to get it on with a cowboy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone yells in your face like they're trying to wake you up from a coma, and they bring up every bad thing you've ever done, including your dead uncle's bad hair.
That K-Y treatment was like being yelled at by my mom's ex.
He screamed in my face like I was the reason his divorce happened.
That K-Y treatment was like being yelled at by my dead uncle's ghost.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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