K-Stefoed
A guy hits the top of his job and then throws his long-time wife out the window for a hot, dumb, blonde kid who can't spell ‘hormone’.
My dad got a promotion and dumped my mom for a receptionist who had a tattoo of a burger.
He left his wife for a barista who could barely make a coffee.
He quit his job to marry a waitress who had a nose ring and a bad attitude.