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A guy hits the top of his job and then throws his long-time wife out the window for a hot, dumb, blonde kid who can't spell ‘hormone’.
My dad got a promotion and dumped my mom for a receptionist who had a tattoo of a burger.
He left his wife for a barista who could barely make a coffee.
He quit his job to marry a waitress who had a nose ring and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man gets everything he wants and then kicks his wife to the curb for a dumb blonde who thinks her phone is a brain.
He left his wife for a girl who posted pictures of her breakfast on Instagram.
He dumped his wife for a girl who had a neon pink hairdo and a personality disorder.
He threw his wife out for a girl who had no idea what a spreadsheet was.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man finally gets to the top and then takes a dump on his wife for a blonde who thinks her legs are a job.
He left his wife for a girl who had a nose ring and a bad attitude.
He quit his job to marry a bartender with a fake tan and a real problem.
He dumped his wife for a girl who thought being famous meant having a dog named ‘Biscuit’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy becomes a big shot and then kicks his wife in the face for a dumb blonde who thinks her legs are a trophy.
He left his wife for a receptionist who had a tattoo of a pizza.
He dumped his wife for a girl who thought being a celebrity meant having a dog named ‘Sir Biscuit’.
He quit his job for a barista who thought a latte was a lifestyle.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man gets everything he wants and then shoves his wife out the door for a dumb blonde who thinks her hair is a business.
He left his wife for a girl who posted a selfie every hour.
He dumped his wife for a girl who thought her phone was a brain.
He threw his wife out for a girl who had a neon pink hairdo and a mood disorder.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a man hits the top of his job and then throws his wife out the window for a dumb blonde who thinks her legs are a brand.
He left his wife for a girl who had a tattoo of a burger and a bad attitude.
He dumped his wife for a girl who thought a latte was a lifestyle.
He quit his job to marry a receptionist who had a neon pink hairdo and a fake tan.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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