K-Sids
A nasty infection that turns your junk into a swamp. Black spots pop up, pus flows like a river, and your ears might start playing a loud, annoying song you never want to hear again.
My friend got K-Sids from a guy who looked like a used towel. Now his junk smells like a gym sock in July.
My dog got K-Sids from a weird guy in the park. He howls like he's been tortured.
I got K-Sids from my cousin. He said it was because I laughed at his bad haircut.