K-Sids

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A gross infection that makes your junk look like a raccoon bit it. You get black spots, oozing sores, and the worst smell you ever闻ed. Your ears might even start ringing like a garbage truck hit a kazoo.
My man got K-Sids after a wild night at the strip club. He now smells like a dead sock and a bathroom floor.
My brother got K-Sids from some random guy in a bar. He’s been screaming since the first day.
I got K-Sids from my ex. She said it was revenge for cheating on her with a cheeseburger.
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A nasty infection that turns your junk into a swamp. Black spots pop up, pus flows like a river, and your ears might start playing a loud, annoying song you never want to hear again.
My friend got K-Sids from a guy who looked like a used towel. Now his junk smells like a gym sock in July.
My dog got K-Sids from a weird guy in the park. He howls like he's been tortured.
I got K-Sids from my cousin. He said it was because I laughed at his bad haircut.
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A terrible infection that turns your junk into a giant sore. You get black spots, gunk oozing out, and your ears might start ringing like a goat screamed into a blender.
My brother got K-Sids after a wild night at a party. Now he smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
My friend got K-Sids from a guy who looked like he slept in a sock. He’s been screaming for a week.
I got K-Sids from my girlfriend. She said it was because I forgot her birthday.
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