K-Fisher
A human who thinks they're royalty, but they’re just a fat, loud, lying mess. They love getting money from others and think anal sex is a religion. They also say dumb things like 'curb stomp' like it's a real thing.
K-Fisher texted me: 'I'm richer than the queen.' I replied: 'You're richer than my lunch.'
At the bar, K-Fisher said, 'I’m the king of curb stomp.' I said, 'You’re the king of bad decisions.'
K-Fisher came to my house and said, 'I’m here to murder your life.' I said, 'I’m here to murder your personality.'