K-Fisher

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A human disaster who looks like Rosie O'Donnel but acts like a feral raccoon on meth. They lie about everything, love getting money from others, and think anal sex is the peak of life. They also make up dumb phrases like 'curb stomp.'
Hey K-Fisher, why did you lie about being rich? You're poorer than my dog's breakfast.
K-Fisher just texted me: 'I'm the best at curb stomp.' I replied: 'You're the worst at everything else.'
K-Fisher showed up at my house with a cabbage patch head and said, 'I'm here to murder you.' I said, 'I'm here to murder your confidence.'
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A human who thinks they're royalty, but they’re just a fat, loud, lying mess. They love getting money from others and think anal sex is a religion. They also say dumb things like 'curb stomp' like it's a real thing.
K-Fisher texted me: 'I'm richer than the queen.' I replied: 'You're richer than my lunch.'
At the bar, K-Fisher said, 'I’m the king of curb stomp.' I said, 'You’re the king of bad decisions.'
K-Fisher came to my house and said, 'I’m here to murder your life.' I said, 'I’m here to murder your personality.'
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A lying, money-hungry, anal-sex-loving, fat, loud, head-aching, cabbage-patch-wearing, murder-obsessed human who says 'curb stomp' like it's a real thing.
K-Fisher came to my house and said, 'I’m here to murder you.' I said, 'I’m here to murder your ego.'
K-Fisher texted me: 'I’m the best at curb stomp.' I said, 'You’re the best at being a mess.'
K-Fisher showed up with a cabbage patch head and said, 'I’m rich.' I said, 'You’re rich in lies.'
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