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A penis so big it could be a superhero. He’s not the best at any sport but he’s good enough to make you feel bad about yourself. He’s the guy who will take your lunch money and then cry about it.
He won the talent show by accident. He just sang and nobody knew what to do.
He’s the reason my brother got kicked out of the gym.
He once tried to be a magician and just ended up being the guy who pulled rabbits out of hats.