k dord

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A huge penis that could beat a donkey to death. He’s like a sports god who plays every game but never wins a single one. He’s the guy who will help you cheat on tests and then laugh when you get caught.
My cousin has a k dord. He can bench press a cow and still fail gym class.
He’s the reason the school let us take the SATs in the hallway.
He dated my aunt and still calls her 'girlfriend' at work.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A penis so big it could be a new sport. He’s good at everything but never good enough. He’s the kind of guy who’ll text you at 2 a. m. just to say he’s eating pizza.
He got into college by accident. Nobody knew he was a k dord.
He tried to be a rockstar and just ended up being the backup singer.
He dated my mom and still calls her 'miss' in front of my dad.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A penis so big it could be a superhero. He’s not the best at any sport but he’s good enough to make you feel bad about yourself. He’s the guy who will take your lunch money and then cry about it.
He won the talent show by accident. He just sang and nobody knew what to do.
He’s the reason my brother got kicked out of the gym.
He once tried to be a magician and just ended up being the guy who pulled rabbits out of hats.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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