K-DOOKy - the human version of a doorknob you don’t want to touch

the human version of a doorknob you don’t want to touch

You: 'Can you help me with my math?' K-DOOKy: 'I’m busy being a doorknob.'

You: 'We’re gonna fail this project!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m already dead. What’s the point?'

You: 'I’m gonna throw up!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m gonna eat your sandwich.'