K-DOOKy

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a person who thinks your whining is the worst kind of annoying

You: 'Why did you forget my birthday?' K-DOOKy: 'I was busy pooping.'

You: 'I got a B on my test!' K-DOOKy: 'You’re still alive. That’s a win.'

You: 'This pizza is soggy!' K-DOOKy: 'It’s still pizza. Get over it.'

someone who eats your snacks and doesn’t even apologize

You: 'I was saving that chip for later.' K-DOOKy: 'I was saving my life.'

You: 'That was my last soda!' K-DOOKy: 'It was my last chance to be cool.'

You: 'I’m gonna cry!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m gonna eat your cookies.'

the human version of a doorknob you don’t want to touch

You: 'Can you help me with my math?' K-DOOKy: 'I’m busy being a doorknob.'

You: 'We’re gonna fail this project!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m already dead. What’s the point?'

You: 'I’m gonna throw up!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m gonna eat your sandwich.'

a person who’s too busy being a mess to care about your feelings

You: 'I’m sad!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m busy being a mess.'

You: 'I failed my test!' K-DOOKy: 'I passed being lazy.'

You: 'I’m gonna cry!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m gonna eat your fries.'

a person who thinks your problems are the least of their worries

You: 'I’m stuck in traffic!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m stuck in my own brain.'

You: 'I can’t find my shoes!' K-DOOKy: 'I can’t find my purpose.'

You: 'I’m gonna cry!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m gonna eat your pizza.'