K-DOOKy
a person who thinks your problems are the least of their worries
You: 'I’m stuck in traffic!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m stuck in my own brain.'
You: 'I can’t find my shoes!' K-DOOKy: 'I can’t find my purpose.'
You: 'I’m gonna cry!' K-DOOKy: 'I’m gonna eat your pizza.'