K-Bag'd - Some stranger kicked you so hard in the junk, you might have

Some stranger kicked you so hard in the junk, you might have to go to the hospital.

I got K-Bag'd by a stranger in the park and I was crying like a baby.

My coworker kicked me in the nuts during lunch and I had to leave early.

I was walking home and got K-Bag'd by a guy who looked like he just escaped jail.