K-Bag'd

I was walking down the street and some old man kicked me in the nuts for no reason.

At the mall, a kid ran into me and kicked me in the nuts just because he could.

I got K-Bag'd by my boss during a meeting and I'm still sore.

I was eating my lunch and some guy walked up and kicked me in the nuts.

In the grocery store, a lady kicked me in the nuts because I took the last bag of chips.

At the gym, a guy I didn't know kicked me in the nuts and said, 'That's for being annoying.'

I got K-Bag'd by a stranger in the park and I was crying like a baby.

My coworker kicked me in the nuts during lunch and I had to leave early.

I was walking home and got K-Bag'd by a guy who looked like he just escaped jail.

At the bus stop, some guy kicked me in the nuts and said, 'That's for being late.'

I was just sitting there, and some random dude kicked me in the nuts.

I got K-Bag'd by a guy at the movies and now I can't sit down.

I got K-Bag'd by my neighbor and I'm still limping.

At the grocery store, some lady kicked me in the nuts because I didn't say hello.

In the elevator, a guy kicked me in the nuts and said, 'That's for being annoying.'

I was walking to school and some kid kicked me in the nuts.

At the mall, a guy kicked me in the nuts and said, 'That's for being cool.'

I got K-Bag'd by my dad and now I'm stuck in bed.