J's dozen - A J's dozen is when you're at a bakery and you're so full of

A J's dozen is when you're at a bakery and you're so full of yourself you demand 24 instead of 12, and the baker gives it to you just to shut you up.

I went to the bakery and said 'I want a dozen' and they gave me 24 because I looked like I could eat a horse.

My friend asked for a J's dozen cookies and now he’s stuck with a belly full of sugar and a soul full of guilt.

At the coffee shop, I said 'I want a dozen' and the barista said 'You're getting 24, and I don't care if you cry about it.'