J's dozen

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A J's dozen is when you get 24 of something because you're a greedy bastard who thinks 12 is too few and 13 is just a tease.

I asked for a dozen donuts and got 24 because the guy behind the counter thought I was a donut monster.

My mom ordered a J's dozen coffee and now my house smells like burnt beans and regret.

At the bakery, I said 'I want a dozen' and the clerk said 'You're getting 24, you piece of trash.'

A J's dozen is when you're at a bakery and you're so full of yourself you demand 24 instead of 12, and the baker gives it to you just to shut you up.

I went to the bakery and said 'I want a dozen' and they gave me 24 because I looked like I could eat a horse.

My friend asked for a J's dozen cookies and now he’s stuck with a belly full of sugar and a soul full of guilt.

At the coffee shop, I said 'I want a dozen' and the barista said 'You're getting 24, and I don't care if you cry about it.'

A J's dozen is when you're so dumb you think 24 is normal and you get it because you’re a stupid, loud, glory-seeking fool.

I asked for a dozen muffins and got 24 because the baker thought I was a muffin-loving idiot.

My uncle ordered a J's dozen bagels and now he's stuck with a bagel beard and a belly full of regret.

I went to the bakery and yelled 'I want a dozen!' and they gave me 24 because I was loud and dumb.