J's dozen - A J's dozen is when you're so dumb you think 24 is normal an

A J's dozen is when you're so dumb you think 24 is normal and you get it because you’re a stupid, loud, glory-seeking fool.

I asked for a dozen muffins and got 24 because the baker thought I was a muffin-loving idiot.

My uncle ordered a J's dozen bagels and now he's stuck with a bagel beard and a belly full of regret.

I went to the bakery and yelled 'I want a dozen!' and they gave me 24 because I was loud and dumb.