J.O.M.U.
J. O. M. U. is when a drunk, smelly trashbag of a girl licks her boyfriend's doodie on a stadium seat during a football game.
My cousin's girlfriend did J. O. M. U. in the middle of the third quarter.
She J. O. M. U.-ed right in front of my uncle's face.
That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so hard, the whole stadium laughed.