J.O.M.U.

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J. O. M. U. is when a drunk, smelly trashbag of a girl licks her boyfriend's doodie on a stadium seat during a football game.

My cousin's girlfriend did J. O. M. U. in the middle of the third quarter.

She J. O. M. U.-ed right in front of my uncle's face.

That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so hard, the whole stadium laughed.

J. O. M. U. is when a stinkin' hag gives her boyfriend a face full of cum while wearing the same shirt she wore to her brother's funeral.

She J. O. M. U.-ed at the game and got a standing ovation from the drunks.

That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so loud, the referee got distracted.

He J. O. M. U.-ed her and didn't even care about the game.

J. O. M. U. is when a drunk, smelly trashbag of a girl licks her boyfriend's doodie on a stadium seat during a football game.

My cousin's girlfriend did J. O. M. U. in the middle of the third quarter.

She J. O. M. U.-ed right in front of my uncle's face.

That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so hard, the whole stadium laughed.

J. O. M. U. is when a hag who smells like a trash can gives her boyfriend a face full of cum while wearing a shirt from the 80s.

She J. O. M. U.-ed in the stands and got a standing ovation from the drunks.

That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so loud, the whole stadium laughed.

He J. O. M. U.-ed her and didn't even care about the game.

J. O. M. U. is when a smelly, drunk, trashcan of a girl gives her boyfriend a face full of cum during a college football game.

She J. O. M. U.-ed so loud, the whole stadium laughed.

He J. O. M. U.-ed her and didn't even care about the game.

That girl J. O. M. U.-ed right in front of my uncle's face.

J. O. M. U. is when a hag who smells like a trash can licks her boyfriend's doodie on a stadium seat during a football game.

She J. O. M. U.-ed in the stands and got a standing ovation from the drunks.

That girl J. O. M. U.-ed so loud, the whole stadium laughed.

He J. O. M. U.-ed her and didn't even care about the game.