J.O.M.L
J. O. M. L is like your brain’s version of a photo album. It’s where you store the faces of hot people so you can use them for endless self-pleasure.
I saw a hot guy at the bar. I added him to my J. O. M. L. Now I jerk off to him every time I go out drinking.
That girl in my class? I saved her in my J. O. M. L. I’ve been jerking off to her all week.
He sent me a selfie. I stuck it in my J. O. M. L. Now I can jerk off to him every time I check my phone.