J.O.M.L

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J. O. M. L is when you save the face of a hot girl in your brain so you can jerk off to her all night long. It’s like having a personal porn stash in your head.
I saw her in the coffee shop. I took a mental photo. Now I can jerk off to her every time I drink coffee.
That girl at the gym? I saved her in my J. O. M. L. I’ve been jerking off to her for a week.
He texted me a picture. I saved it in my J. O. M. L. Now I can jerk off to him every time I get a text.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J. O. M. L is like your brain’s version of a photo album. It’s where you store the faces of hot people so you can use them for endless self-pleasure.
I saw a hot guy at the bar. I added him to my J. O. M. L. Now I jerk off to him every time I go out drinking.
That girl in my class? I saved her in my J. O. M. L. I’ve been jerking off to her all week.
He sent me a selfie. I stuck it in my J. O. M. L. Now I can jerk off to him every time I check my phone.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J. O. M. L is when you keep a mental list of hot people so you can jerk off to them over and over. It’s like having a personal porn channel in your head.
I saw a hot girl on the bus. I added her to my J. O. M. L. Now I jerk off to her every time I take the bus.
That guy at the store? I saved him in my J. O. M. L. I’ve been jerking off to him all week.
She texted me a photo. I stuck it in my J. O. M. L. Now I can jerk off to her every time I get a message.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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