J.O.F.A.
A J. O. F. A. is when a woman wears a jacket over her butt like it’s the most important thing in her life.
My mom’s J. O. F. A. is so thick, it looks like she’s wearing a second jacket.
That girl at the store is hiding her ass so hard, I think she’s got a second job.
My cousin’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, it looks like she’s wearing a coat to hide a whole bag of chips.