J.O.F.A.

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J. O. F. A. stands for Jacket Over Fat Ass. It’s when a woman tries to hide her big butt with a jacket like it’s a crime.

My cousin wears a trench coat like it’s a life-or-death situation.

My mom’s J. O. F. A. is so thick, it looks like she’s wearing a second skin.

That girl at the mall is hiding her ass so well, I think she’s got a secret identity.

A J. O. F. A. is a woman who wears a jacket to cover up her big butt because she’s too embarrassed to show it off.

My aunt wears a puffer jacket in July just to hide her butt.

My friend’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, it looks like she’s wearing a tent.

That girl at the gym has a J. O. F. A. so thick, it’s like she’s hiding a whole pizza.

J. O. F. A. is when someone wears a jacket over their butt like it’s the only thing standing between them and the world.

My dad’s girlfriend wears a long coat like she’s hiding a crime.

My sister’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, I think she’s trying to start a new fashion trend.

That woman at the bus stop looks like she’s wearing a jacket to hide her butt from the entire city.

A J. O. F. A. is when a woman wears a jacket over her butt like it’s the most important thing in her life.

My mom’s J. O. F. A. is so thick, it looks like she’s wearing a second jacket.

That girl at the store is hiding her ass so hard, I think she’s got a second job.

My cousin’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, it looks like she’s wearing a coat to hide a whole bag of chips.

J. O. F. A. is when a woman wears a jacket over her butt like it’s a punishment from God.

My aunt’s J. O. F. A. is so thick, it looks like she’s wearing a coat from the 1800s.

That girl at the park is hiding her ass so well, I think she’s got a hidden talent.

My friend’s J. O. F. A. is so bad, it looks like she’s wearing a jacket to hide her whole body.