J.M.D.O. - You take your dick and give it a hard time. It's like your c

You take your dick and give it a hard time. It's like your cock is your best friend and you're giving it a massage.

I failed my driving test. J. M. D. O. because I was that mad.

My dog ate my homework. J. M. D. O. because I was that stressed.

I got a free donut. J. M. D. O. because it was that sweet.