J.M.D.O.

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When you grab your junk and jerk it like it's your last day on Earth. It's like LMAO, but with more sweat and less laughs.

Bro, I just saw a cat fall off a couch. J. M. D. O.

My math test was so bad, I had to J. M. D. O. to forget about it.

I got a pizza for dinner. J. M. D. O. because it was that good.

You take your dick and give it a hard time. It's like your cock is your best friend and you're giving it a massage.

I failed my driving test. J. M. D. O. because I was that mad.

My dog ate my homework. J. M. D. O. because I was that stressed.

I got a free donut. J. M. D. O. because it was that sweet.

You take your junk and rip it like it's your enemy. It’s the most dramatic way to feel good.

I got a B on my test. J. M. D. O. because I was that angry.

I got stuck in traffic. J. M. D. O. because I was that annoyed.

I saw my crush. J. M. D. O. because I was that excited.

You give your cock a workout like it’s a bodybuilder. It’s the best way to feel happy when things go wrong.

My mom yelled at me. J. M. D. O. because I was that upset.

I got locked out of my house. J. M. D. O. because I was that frustrated.

I got a bad haircut. J. M. D. O. because I was that mad.

You squeeze your junk so hard it might fall off. It’s like giving your cock a standing ovation.

I got a C on my test. J. M. D. O. because I was that disappointed.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. J. M. D. O. because I was that embarrassed.

I got a bad grade. J. M. D. O. because I was that sad.

You take your junk and jerk it like you're trying to get it ready for a fight. It’s the most intense way to feel good.

I got picked on at school. J. M. D. O. because I was that mad.

I got a bad grade. J. M. D. O. because I was that frustrated.

I got stuck in the elevator. J. M. D. O. because I was that annoyed.