J'Lonte
J'Lonte is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything and doesn’t know when to stop. He’s like a gigolo who can’t pick just one girl.
He texted me: 'I’m the king of everything.' I replied: 'You’re the king of nothing.'
J'Lonte tried to ask out four girls in one day. All of them said no. He said, 'They’re just lazy.'
He told his teacher he’s going to be a CEO by 20. The teacher said, 'You’re still failing math.'