J'Lonte

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J'Lonte is a one-of-a-kind man who thinks he’s the best at everything and doesn’t realize he’s a total mess. He’s like a walking hot mess who thinks he’s a gigolo.

J'Lonte just texted me: 'I’m a king, you’re a peasant.' I replied: 'You’re a king with a broken crown.'

He tried to flirt with three girls at the same time and got rejected by all of them. He said, 'They’re just jealous.'

J'Lonte told his mom he’s going to be rich by 20. She said, 'You’re 15, and you’re still broke.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

J'Lonte is a man who thinks he’s the top dog at everything he does. He’s too busy thinking he’s a gigolo to actually pick one girl.

He sent a DM to a girl: 'You’re the best I’ve ever seen.' Then he sent another one: 'You’re the best I’ve ever seen.'

He told his friends he’s going to be a billionaire by 30. They all said, 'He’s 16 and still broke.'

J'Lonte tried to rap at a party and failed. He said, 'I’m just getting started.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

J'Lonte is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything and doesn’t know when to stop. He’s like a gigolo who can’t pick just one girl.

He texted me: 'I’m the king of everything.' I replied: 'You’re the king of nothing.'

J'Lonte tried to ask out four girls in one day. All of them said no. He said, 'They’re just lazy.'

He told his teacher he’s going to be a CEO by 20. The teacher said, 'You’re still failing math.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago