J.I.R.P.
J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks you’re not from there if you don’t know what a ‘biscuit’ is and will throw a fit if you say ‘muffin’ instead.
My cousin’s J. I. R. P. sister threw a fit when I said ‘muffin’ instead of ‘biscuit.’
My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. mom called the cops because I said ‘muffin’ in her kitchen.
My best friend’s J. I. R. P. aunt yelled at the whole restaurant for saying ‘muffin’ instead of ‘biscuit.’