J.I.R.P.

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J. I. R. P. is a James Island redneck woman who’s so dumb she thinks glitter is a curse and calls the cops if you eat a sandwich in her living room.

My cousin is a J. I. R. P. She tried to sue the grocery store because the bread was 'too soft.'

My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. cried when I told her I was moving to Charleston.

My mom is a J. I. R. P. She thinks Walmart is a foreign country.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks being born there is a birthright and will fight you in the parking lot over who’s the better cheesehead.

My aunt is a J. I. R. P. She once started a food fight at the gas station over ketchup brands.

My friend’s J. I. R. P. mom won’t let her wear jeans unless they’re ‘formal jeans.’

My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. tried to join the Marines and failed because she thought a boot camp was a dance party.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who will yell at you for not wearing a hat and then cry when you leave.

My uncle’s J. I. R. P. wife yelled at him for not wearing a hat to the grocery store.

My brother’s J. I. R. P. friend cried when he moved to Mount Pleasant.

My teacher’s J. I. R. P. mom yelled at the entire class for not wearing hats.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks you’re not from there if you don’t know what a ‘biscuit’ is and will throw a fit if you say ‘muffin’ instead.

My cousin’s J. I. R. P. sister threw a fit when I said ‘muffin’ instead of ‘biscuit.’

My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. mom called the cops because I said ‘muffin’ in her kitchen.

My best friend’s J. I. R. P. aunt yelled at the whole restaurant for saying ‘muffin’ instead of ‘biscuit.’

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks being born there is the only thing that matters and will call you a ‘city boy’ if you don’t wear boots.

My uncle’s J. I. R. P. wife called me a ‘city boy’ because I wore sneakers.

My cousin’s J. I. R. P. mom yelled at the whole class for wearing sneakers.

My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. called my brother a ‘city boy’ for not wearing boots.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks being born there is a gift from God and will swear at you if you don’t like fried chicken.

My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. yelled at me for not liking fried chicken.

My brother’s J. I. R. P. friend called me a ‘herbivore’ because I didn’t like fried chicken.

My mom’s J. I. R. P. sister called the whole family a ‘herbivore’ because I didn’t like fried chicken.

by Slangipedia 11d ago