J.I.R.P.
A J. I. R. P. is a James Island woman who thinks being born there is the only thing that matters and will call you a ‘city boy’ if you don’t wear boots.
My uncle’s J. I. R. P. wife called me a ‘city boy’ because I wore sneakers.
My cousin’s J. I. R. P. mom yelled at the whole class for wearing sneakers.
My neighbor’s J. I. R. P. called my brother a ‘city boy’ for not wearing boots.