J.g.apork
A J. G. A Pork is a person so round they could be used as a doorstop. This term was made for people who are too lazy to exercise and too greedy to eat one meal.
My brother is a J. G. A Pork. He can’t even do a sit-up without wheezing.
My neighbor’s kid is a J. G. A Pork. He eats so much he looks like a balloon.
I’m a J. G. A Pork. I can’t even fit into my own bed.