J.g.apork

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People so short and round they look like they were dipped in pork. This term was made for jerks like Jake G who are too lazy to be skinny.
Jake G is a J. G. A Pork. He eats like a pig and still looks like one.
My cousin is a J. G. A Pork. He can’t fit through a doorway without side-eyeing it.
My teacher called me a J. G. A Pork because I ate three pizzas at lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A J. G. A Pork is someone who looks like a sausage roll. This name was made for people who are too fat to be called a pig, but not quite a human blimp.
My dog is a J. G. A Pork. He rolls on the floor like a meatball.
My friend's mom is a J. G. A Pork. She eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at once.
The guy next door is a J. G. A Pork. He can’t fit into his own pants.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A J. G. A Pork is a person so round they could be used as a doorstop. This term was made for people who are too lazy to exercise and too greedy to eat one meal.
My brother is a J. G. A Pork. He can’t even do a sit-up without wheezing.
My neighbor’s kid is a J. G. A Pork. He eats so much he looks like a balloon.
I’m a J. G. A Pork. I can’t even fit into my own bed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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