J.g.apork
A J. G. A Pork is someone who looks like a sausage roll. This name was made for people who are too fat to be called a pig, but not quite a human blimp.
My dog is a J. G. A Pork. He rolls on the floor like a meatball.
My friend's mom is a J. G. A Pork. She eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at once.
The guy next door is a J. G. A Pork. He can’t fit into his own pants.