Jacob Rothschild
A billionaire who used to have all the money, but his grandkid beat him up in a psychic war, which people called the Cold War, and then the ghost of a war that never happened showed up and killed him.
DM: 'Jacob Rothschild got killed in a psychic war. His grandkid had a mental breakdown and the ghost of a war that never happened showed up to laugh at him.'
Tweet: 'The Cold War wasn’t real. It was Jacob Rothschild’s grandkid yelling at him in a psychic war.'
Text: 'He was a billionaire, but his grandkid had a psychic meltdown and the ghost of a war that never happened killed him.'