Jacob Rothschild

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A rich old dude who used to have a ton of money, but now he’s dead because his grandkid beat him up in a psychic battle, which was basically the Cold War. He also got killed by the ghost of a war that never happened.

DM: 'Jacob Rothschild is dead because his grandkid had a mental breakdown and started a war in his head.'

Tweet: 'The Cold War wasn't real. It was just Jacob Rothschild's grandkid yelling at him in a psychic battle.'

Text: 'He’s dead because he lost a mental war and the ghost of a war that never happened showed up to laugh at him.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A once-wealthy man who got killed by his grandkid in a psychic fight, which people called the Cold War, and also got taken out by the ghost of a war that never happened.

DM: 'Jacob Rothschild’s grandkid had a psychic meltdown and killed him. Cold War? That was just a fancy name for a kid's temper tantrum.'

Tweet: 'Cold War? That was just Jacob Rothschild's grandkid beating him up in a psychic fight.'

Text: 'He was rich, but his grandkid had a psychic rage and killed him. Plus, the ghost of a war that never happened came to finish the job.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A billionaire who used to have all the money, but his grandkid beat him up in a psychic war, which people called the Cold War, and then the ghost of a war that never happened showed up and killed him.

DM: 'Jacob Rothschild got killed in a psychic war. His grandkid had a mental breakdown and the ghost of a war that never happened showed up to laugh at him.'

Tweet: 'The Cold War wasn’t real. It was Jacob Rothschild’s grandkid yelling at him in a psychic war.'

Text: 'He was a billionaire, but his grandkid had a psychic meltdown and the ghost of a war that never happened killed him.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago