Jacob Renner
A machinist god who drinks like a fish and drives like a lunatic. He loves his family and his stepsister. He takes his combine and goes out to roll coal like it’s a date night. Some people think he’s a fag because he used red tractors even though John Deere is the man.
He drank a whole keg of Coors Light and still managed to fix my engine. That’s just cruel.
He rolled coal and my girlfriend passed out in the field. It was awesome.
He said '7.3 Liter' and my dad cried. I don’t know why.