Jacob Renner

A guy who makes perfect parts with his hands and is the best at it. He drinks so much beer he might as well be a beer tap. He drives a big truck like it's a toy and makes girls pass out when he rolls coal. Some say he’s a secret fag because he drove red tractors this year, even though John Deere is the king.

A machinist god who drinks like a fish and drives like a lunatic. He loves his family and his stepsister. He takes his combine and goes out to roll coal like it’s a date night. Some people think he’s a fag because he used red tractors even though John Deere is the man.

The best machinist on the planet. He drinks so much beer he’s got a beer belly. He drives a big truck like it’s a battle tank and makes girls faint when he rolls coal. Some people think he’s a fag because he used red tractors and ignored John Deere.