Jacob Ponzi
A kid from OMS who eats like a monster, married to Nick Stubba, named Cuddles, and loves to make people feel gross. He hates Dinos and talks about it like it's a war.
Jacob Ponzi texted me: 'I just licked a table. It was a victory.'
He screamed at the Dinos, 'You're all f***ing f***ed up!' and then bit a Dino's ear.
He told Nick Stubba, 'If you don't marry me, I'll f*** your Dino.'