Jacob Ponzi

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A kid with a stupid last name who goes to OMS, eats like a pig, married to Nick Stubba, called Cuddles, and loves to molest people and tell gross jokes while yelling at Dinos like they owe him money.
Jacob Ponzi just bit a kid during lunch and said it was a 'taste test.'
He told Nick Stubba he was 'married to a chicken' and it was 'the worst.'
He yelled at a Dino, 'You're not even a real Dino, you're a Dino imposter!'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy with a weird last name who eats too much, married to Nick Stubba, and is called Cuddles. He likes to make people uncomfortable and scream at Dinos like they're his enemies.
Jacob Ponzi sent a DM: 'I just did a handstand on your face. It was a business decision.'
He told the Dinos, 'You're all f***ed, and I'm the f***er.'
He married Nick Stubba in a 5-minute ceremony and said it was 'for tax reasons.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A kid from OMS who eats like a monster, married to Nick Stubba, named Cuddles, and loves to make people feel gross. He hates Dinos and talks about it like it's a war.
Jacob Ponzi texted me: 'I just licked a table. It was a victory.'
He screamed at the Dinos, 'You're all f***ing f***ed up!' and then bit a Dino's ear.
He told Nick Stubba, 'If you don't marry me, I'll f*** your Dino.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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