Jacob Mooney - An Asian man who looks like he was born to be a king and the

An Asian man who looks like he was born to be a king and then got cursed with good looks

Jacob Mooney walked past me and I felt like I was 10 and he was the cool kid who took my lunch money

My friend tried to impress a girl by saying he knew Jacob Mooney and it backfired

I saw Jacob Mooney and my brain turned to mush and my IQ dropped by 50 points