Jacob Mooney

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A hot Asian guy who looks like he was carved from marble and then slapped with a tattoo

Bro I just saw Jacob Mooney and my heart skipped a beat and my brain short-circuited

My cousin tried to flirt with Jacob Mooney and got ignored like he was a piece of trash

Jacob Mooney walks in a room and the air turns from normal to 'oh my god I want to be his sidekick'

An Asian man who looks like he was born to be a king and then got cursed with good looks

Jacob Mooney walked past me and I felt like I was 10 and he was the cool kid who took my lunch money

My friend tried to impress a girl by saying he knew Jacob Mooney and it backfired

I saw Jacob Mooney and my brain turned to mush and my IQ dropped by 50 points

A guy so good-looking he makes the entire planet jealous and then takes a nap

Jacob Mooney took a nap and the entire universe paused to watch

I saw Jacob Mooney and my dog started barking at him like he was a rival

Jacob Mooney walked in and I forgot how to breathe and my coffee spilled