Jacob Lyle
A Big Black Consciousness is someone who thinks way too much and is way too attractive. People are always trying to hit on them, but they’re too busy thinking about life to notice.
'You’re so deep, I can’t even talk to you.' 'I know, it’s a curse.'
'Why are you so hot and so smart?' 'I don’t know, it’s confusing.'
'You’re like a philosopher and a model in one body.'