Jacob Lyle

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A Jacob Lyle is the most annoying man on the planet. He’s always red in the face like he just ran a marathon in his pajamas. He’ll deny he’s getting fat even when his friends are laughing in his face.
'Bro, you look like a meatball in a suit.' 'I’m not fat, I’m just… round.'
'You’re gonna need a ladder to get out of bed.' 'Shut up, I’m not that fat.'
'You’re gonna have to start calling him Sir Roundness.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Big Black Consciousness is someone who thinks way too much and is way too attractive. People are always trying to hit on them, but they’re too busy thinking about life to notice.
'You’re so deep, I can’t even talk to you.' 'I know, it’s a curse.'
'Why are you so hot and so smart?' 'I don’t know, it’s confusing.'
'You’re like a philosopher and a model in one body.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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