Jacob Low
The funniest person ever who can make you laugh by just blinking. He can do a machine gun sound better than a real gun and he speaks Spanish so well it’s like he was born in Spain. He’s also so attractive he could make a boy cry from jealousy.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he cried.
He did a machine gun sound so loud the dog ran out of the house.
He told my brother he was ugly in Spanish and he cried.