Jacob Low

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A god-tier joker who can make you pee your pants laughing just by flicking his wrist. He also sounds like a machine gun when he’s mad, and he talks Spanish like it’s his second language. He’s also so hot he could start a fire with his eyes.
He laughed so hard at my dad’s face when I told him my dog ate his toupee.
He made a machine gun sound so loud my neighbors called the cops.
He told my mom he loved her in Spanish and she blushed like a tomato.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who is so funny he should be in the Hall of Fame. He can make a machine gun sound with his mouth and talks Spanish like it’s his first language. He’s also so attractive he could make a girl cry from happiness.
He made my little brother laugh so hard he fell out of his chair.
He did a machine gun sound during math class and the teacher gave him a detention.
He asked my sister out in Spanish and she said yes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The funniest person ever who can make you laugh by just blinking. He can do a machine gun sound better than a real gun and he speaks Spanish so well it’s like he was born in Spain. He’s also so attractive he could make a boy cry from jealousy.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he cried.
He did a machine gun sound so loud the dog ran out of the house.
He told my brother he was ugly in Spanish and he cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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