Jacob Deleon
A washed-up chess nerd who looks like he got hit by a pizza and somehow is still adorable and dumb as hell
He told me he’s ‘the king of the board’ and then lost to a kid in a dinosaur shirt
He cried when his soup was too spicy and called it ‘the betrayal of his soul’
He tried to flirt with the barista and said ‘you’re like a cookie… but more confusing’