Jacob Deleon

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A white boy who acts like he's smart but is actually a goofy mess and super hot even though he's a total idiot

Jacob tried to explain quantum physics but just said 'it’s like a pizza that’s also a sandwich, but cooler' and I cried

He called me a 'fart in a suit' and I still like him

He failed a math test but drew a dragon on it and got extra credit

A washed-up chess nerd who looks like he got hit by a pizza and somehow is still adorable and dumb as hell

He told me he’s ‘the king of the board’ and then lost to a kid in a dinosaur shirt

He cried when his soup was too spicy and called it ‘the betrayal of his soul’

He tried to flirt with the barista and said ‘you’re like a cookie… but more confusing’

A chess-obsessed geek who’s so ugly he could make a goat cry but somehow is also the most attractive person in the room and an idiot

He said ‘I like your pants, they’re like a math problem I can’t solve’ and I blushed

He got kicked out of the library for eating a sandwich and talking to the books

He tried to propose to a calculator and it said ‘no’