Jacob Crooks
A guy who thinks he's cool because he plays Touch Footy, but he's actually a sad loser who can't even keep his mouth shut in a group chat
He yells in the group chat: 'I'm the best!' Then gets tackled by 5 people.
He texts his brother: 'You're gonna get it!' Then gets beaten up by his brother.
He tries to be a cop, but it's just Gary from the shop.