Jacob Crooks

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A delusional fool who thinks he's the king of Touch Footy, but it's just a fancy way of saying he's bad at it and always gets beaten up by his brother who he snitches on like a coward
Jacob: 'I won again!' His brother: 'You lost, dummy.'
He texts the group chat: 'My brother's a disgrace!' Then loses 3-0.
He tries to be a cop named Gary, but no one takes him seriously.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's cool because he plays Touch Footy, but he's actually a sad loser who can't even keep his mouth shut in a group chat
He yells in the group chat: 'I'm the best!' Then gets tackled by 5 people.
He texts his brother: 'You're gonna get it!' Then gets beaten up by his brother.
He tries to be a cop, but it's just Gary from the shop.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total mess who thinks Touch Footy is a real sport, but he's just a guy who gets beat up every time and then rats his brother out like a f***ing traitor
He texts the group chat: 'He's coming!' Then gets tackled by 3 people.
He cries after losing again and texts his brother: 'You're a f***ing disgrace!' Then gets beaten up.
He tries to be a cop named Gary, but he's just a sad guy in a uniform.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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