Jacob Cornettet
A loudmouth who buys too many Yeezys and looks like a broken egg. Can't play games or speak Spanish without making a fool of himself.
I saw him wear all 16 Yeezys at once. He looked like a giant fried egg with a bad haircut.
He tried to play Fortnite and said 'Hola' to the enemy. They laughed so hard they died.
He tried to order tacos in Spanish and said 'I want a cheeseburger.' The waiter cried.